Sunday, May 2, 2021

Paprika guards pillow against intruders


Good morning, Paprika here.  My sister Peaches is not the only one who can guard things.  I am even better at it.  Look at how carefully I protected my human's pillow when she got up at 4AM this morning.  My intention was to "save her place" so it would be warm for her when she returned.  However...I had a change of heart.  How was I to know she would come back so soon?  She couldn't possibly have been as comfortable as I am here.  As you see, I have taken over then whole bed.  Isn't that what we cats are supposed to do?

Signed, Puzzled Paprika


We are joining The Cat on my Head's Sunday Hop!

18 comments:

  1. That is exactly what cats are supposed to do - MOL!

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  2. Ahahaha I think our kitties understand Paprika's reasoning . . .

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  3. Purrsonally, I think if the human gets up, the spot is fair game. So you don't have to move if you don't want to, Paprika. ~Ernie

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  4. You do look comfy. Perhaps she could use the couch. :)

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    1. That was my thinking exactly! -- Paprika the cat (PS: she did not agree, the humans don't understand how it is)

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  5. Always. Keep the space warm. Stay put and don't move without a struggle.

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  6. Our Mom does not wear her glasses when she gets up in the middle of the night and she tells us that "Well I can't see you there..." Now after seeing your post, we are thinking she is lying! We hope you have a marvellously happy day!
    PS - Purrfect selfie!

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  7. Raz used to do that to our Daddy!

    The Florida Furkids

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  8. You look wonderfully content to us!

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  9. Paprika that is exactly what we are supposed to do! Well done kitty

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  10. I love ta nap against TBT's pillow. Well, I love napping against him more at night, but in daytime, the pillow is OK. ~ Laz

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  11. Hope you stood your ground, Paprika! You were there first!

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