Sunday, July 18, 2021

How I Greet My Human - by Peaches the cat

 No point in mincing words, er positions.  I like to get REALLY comfortable in summer. And when my human comes in the entrance door, THIS is what she sees!

All well and good but I overheard my human talking about ME to a friend, describing my "outrageous" posturing and saying I should be, er, more "modest."

All bets are now off! I WILL not let her see my beautiful white chest any more this week. She doesn't appreciate me.

In fact this human needs to be taught a lesson. I won't let her see ANY of the good parts this week.


Signed, Peaches, outrageous cat


Hello Paprika the cat here.  I don't indulge in Peaches-type dramas.  I just yawn & greet my human NORMALLY. Peaches needs to stop the dramatics. - signed Paprika the cat.

We are joining the cat on my  head's hop today!

21 comments:

  1. You girls are mighty cute and it's nice to see you!

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  2. Peaches Rumpy likes the "Let it all hang out" approach while a good yawn suffices for Miss Fitz. You two have it down purrfectly!

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  3. Peaches and Raz sure have similar sleep positions.

    The Florida Furkids

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  4. Well, that is an interesting way to say hello!

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  5. It's so hot we can't blame you girls for trying to get a cool breeze any way you can.

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  6. Modest? Do cats even know what that means? If it is hot you have to keep everything aired out.

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  7. Grins. You go for it girl!! Looks fine to me!

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  8. Be the cat that you were meant to be, Peaches!

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  9. I have a floofy kitty who often sleeps tummy up, and others who surprise us every now and then with an exposed tummy . . .

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  10. MOL most of us sleep with our bellies exposed around here. Chimera and Tuiren are the only modest ones in the bunch.

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  11. "Modest"? Oh c'mon we cats dont even think about "parts". We sniff each others' butts and lick ours in public. We use the litterboxes while the Human is RIGHT THERE.

    We hack up furballs and sometimes crickets and just walk away as if nothing had happened.

    LOL!

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  12. I'm thinking there is something in the name Peaches that gives yoo purrmission to lay like a Not Lady. My sisfur, Peaches the Queen of the Wonderpurr Gang, sleeps just like yoo do. And because she is Queen, she makes no excuses. We love her very much.

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  13. Purrsonally I love seeing all your poses! Your momma is just jealous that she can't do that! Winks.

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  14. Cats are not baby humans; they can let it all hang out without worries!
    Tell her, Peaches!

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