|Here I am hugging my human when she returns|
|I am so thur-RILLED when she returns. |
so what's the fuss?
I did some reasearch on the inter-cat-net and after a few scratchings, came up with the term r-e-m-o-t-e. I told our human "Do THAT." Cuz then she could scratch my ears all day long. she said it wasn't that kind of job and that she had some heavy h-o-u-s-e-h-o-l-d expenses.
Well all I can do about it is: 1) await her arrival in a comfy, seductive position to welcome her home and 2) smother her with kisses and fur and rubs when she returns. And all evening after that. After dinner I insist on lap time to reward her for feeding me. She thinks I've gotten really weird and calls me "insatiable" (whatever that is) but....I've got to grab my lovin' when I can, who knows what will happen next!
Yours truly, Peaches the cat
PS Of course I DO give her a little "guilt trip when she returns--finally. What cat wouldn't?
|Waiting for my human and NOT very patiently|