JULY
OUR HUMAN'S REAL ESTATE "TRANS-ACTION"
Fellow fur-balls listen up! We here at Peaches and Paprika home have been subjected to the most unfair and inconsiderate of circumstances. For 10 days, strange humans, not related to OUR human have been traipsing through OUR house. We have been forced to hide in dark corners and closets to avoid detection, as we do not know their intentions.
Our human tells us she has listed her CONDO FOR SALE! All we know is, we've put up with a lot of home invasions lately. Our human says they're called "realtors" and "prospective buyers." Is that the same as "criminals?" True, they have not tried to harm us, but you never know what they have planned.
I thought I had a great hiding place in the closet under some jackets. However, my human informed me, she could see my snowy white boots under the jackets and some of my striped tail. Dang!
We will report back soon to let you know what happens!
-- Peaches the cat.
AUGUST
WE ARE TAKEN TO JAIL!
Wait till you hear what happened today. Our human suddenly stuffed us into containers, and wheeled us off to a strange place. She called it "neighbors' house." She did this WITHOUT OUR PURR-MISSION. Is there no end to the indignities we suffer here? We arrived at a strange location, and were escorted into something called "neighbor's bathroom." Our human unzipped our jails (carriers) and said we could come out but we saw nothing around us we wanted to come out TO so we stayed in the carriers. At least we were safer there. We moaned and howled a bit more because we were disoriented.. Our human returned to our new quarters to comfort us, whereupon she was reprimanded by her silly neighbor for paying us too much attention! The neighbor who thought she would be getting some kitty love from us, urged our human to encourage us out into the living room. Well, against her better judgement our human agreed. Out we crawled....but Paprika was having none of it! She made a beeline underneath the sofa which was exactly what our human knew she would do. I, who am a brave cat, prowled around the kitchen and dining room, meowing with all my diverse meows especially the poignant meow (mrrrrowwww???) , because I had a lot to say about this situation.
HOME AGAIN...AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON!
Once back in our OWN turf, we let our human know in no uncertain terms, our opinion of the whole episode which she irritatingly called "our adventure". Hrrrrmph! No WAY! We sulked for at least 5 days, including scowling at her with flattened ears. From time to time, we fastened her with our best "How COULD you?" looks! She better not pull this trick on us again, or we could do worse here! Grrr...Mrow...
REPROACH
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