Wednesday, April 24, 2019

My wild Wednesday - by Peaches the cat

I was NOT pleased at being ignored.
Today I tried a new prank.  I thought it was very funny but my human did NOT. 
YOU be the judge.

Now Paprika & I were trained NEVER to use our claws on the humans. 

I DO use my claws when kneading bread on my human's shoulder so I THOUGHT she would have a sense of humor and go along with my little joke.


I had to take matters into my own paws
So,here's what I did:  my human was IGNORING me and doing something called "work" at my computer.  I meowed but she did not answer me.  I could not tolerate such disrespect so I played a little prank on her.



I went back out to the living room. Then, to GET HER ATTENTION I RACED back to her home office, LEAPED upon my cat condo next to her desk and stuck only ONE tiny claw into her forearm.  Chuckcle chuckle.  NO HARDER than when I knead bread on her.  A PINprick.  But She thought it was funny... NOT!

 She had not expected my little claw maneuver,  and gave me H____.  With a murderous look in her eye she yelled loudly, chased me out of the office and SLAMMED THE DOOR!  
Life is never fair

Obviously she can't take a joke. To show my disapproval for the whole situation I went to the very opposite side of the condo wanting no more to hang out with her and her "office."  I have my pride.


We did make up later, as we always do.  What choice does a cat have, she's in charge of the cat food.  But seriously, don't you think  my little "doesn't hurt a bit" one-claw attack was funny?

-- signed, Peaches the cat

10 comments:

Catscue Cat Mom said...

Love is pain, what more is there to say - MOL! Glad you both made up, stuff happens, but love conquers all. Wow, what a bunch of cheesy quotes I'm spouting today!

Sandee said...

You idea of a joke and her idea of a joke are two different things. That's pretty clear. At least you made up.

Have a purrfect day. My best to your mom. ♥

pilch92 said...

You poor kitty. I get several scratches a day from mine.

Brian said...

Have claws, will travel!

The Island Cats said...

OMC! Your human needs to get a sense of humor. ;)

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Surprises disturb Beins...

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Yikes, I'm afraid that sounds painful!

catladymac said...

We are sorry you and Mom had a disagreement, Our huMom gets upset sometimes when we stick a claw in her too. But sometimes we are upset cause she doesn't pay attention to what we need right now ! So we guess there are two sides...

Lone Star Cats said...

Just one claw? Not a big deal!

I've actually never used my claws on any human. But Crockett and Angelique are different stories.

Timmy Tomcat said...

Peaches our hoomans overreact to a little claw and Dad is always telling Rumpy and Einstein to "Stop with the claws already." Funny as Buddy Budd is the one who gets a single claw stuck in him from time to time. Age does give its privileges I suppose. Glad you made up which is the best pawt